The Bride: how i can help
BRIDEZILLA VENT SESSION
BridezillA: “The temporary (but potentially long-term) insanity that befalls brides-to-be.They terrorize their bridal party and family members, make greedy demands and break all rules of etiquette, to insure that they are the single most important person on the planet from the time they are engaged to the time they are married.”
Via video messaging, you can contact me and really transform into the proud Bridezilla that you are. No matter what is bothering you or who you want to shout at, I’m here to give you one-to-one- advice on how to solve all these questions you REALLY want answering (including how o fire your bridesmaid and how to tell you MIL to bugger off!) but have been too afraid to ask.
My bridezilla vent sessions mean you can contact me with any dilemma that has been making you MAD and I’ll get back to you with a detailed video reply, meaning you can transform from a bridesmaid-screaming, husband-to-be-hating Godzilla back into the perfect, stressed -free bride.
COST: £25 per video message
YOUR VIRTUAL PROFESSIONAL BRIDESMAID
As your Virtual Bridesmaid, we will have 1:1 Skype calls where I'll help you go through any problems that might arise in the run up to your wedding. I'll be there as your Wedding PA and confidant.
From helping you organise your to-do list and 'wedding day' itinerary to liaising with your bridesmaids (and making sure they know what they are doing!) I’ll be there as your shoulder to stress on if it all gets too overwhelming. I’ll be there to put together your wedding day time-line, help you choose your bridesmaid dresses, negotiate dramas between nightmare family members and send your virtual wedding planning tools.
Basically, I’m the wedding guardian angel who will blitz away all the stress….
Cost: from £250
Your ACTUAL bridesmaid
For some Brides, having a phone call just isn’t enough. You want someone who is literally THERE for your entire wedding planning process AND on the day. Well, it’s possible.
By hiring me as your actuall Bridesmaid, your are hiring a professional who can help support you during your entire wedding planning process AND on the day.
Now i’m not saying your other bridesmaids aren’t up to the job - but what I am offering if an EXPERT who really does know how to solve EVERY drama you will present to me (without any stress.)
I will help you manage the chaos and keep your there bridesmaid in check (so that they can chill out and enjoy the day with you, instead of running around like headless chickens*)
I can work with you from up to one year ahead of your wedding to just one month beforehand. And the best bit? You don’t even have to let anyone know you have hired me!
From giving your really honest advice, helping you make mega wedding decisions, being there as your bridesmaid on your hen do and at your wedding, you will be in safe hands knowing that I’ve got your back (and your wedding train!) every step of the way.
*that’s my job